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Hold a séance.
Reach out to the dead. I read everything, I answer most things, and I ignore anything that starts with “quick question about your SEO”.
- FROM
- you, hopefully a human
- SUBJECT
- anything from the good list below
- Feedback on something I made
- Bug reports (I'll cry, then fix it)
- Press, collabs, or work that actually pays
- Just saying hi. Genuinely fine
- SEO, crypto, or "web3 opportunities"
- Paying in "exposure". My landlord does not take exposure
- Outreach written by a robot that never met me
- Your cousin's 'import/export business'